An exciting new development in Christian Entertainment : Are you worried about your teenage son or daughter frequenting unwholesome arcades, associating with the dregs of their peer group, and spending all their allowance on games containing bloody murder, sex and profanity?

Well, worry no longer! Nu Ministries Ntertainment technology has licensed the popular Japanese fad of BeMani, or ‘Musical Games’, for the power of the Church! Yes, using Government funding, your Church can have one of our revolutionary ‘Dance Dance Resurrection’ games installed free of charge (non funded institutions charged at $4000 per installation) - And the Arcade must accept the proposal, thanks to our statute on Freedom of Religious Speech.

This game will bring the love of our Lord into the lives of these children, who otherwise would continue down the videogame path straight into the claws of Satan, and also bring a little much needed cash into your treasury - 25c of every dollar spent in one of our DDR machines will be paid directly into your Churches’ account!